Things I would rather do than go to my job

Just so you can really see how much I hate my job here is my list of things that I would rather do than go to my job. I contemplate these things on my 4 block walk to work from the subway every day.

1. Slam my finger in a door repeatedly
2. Have labor pains for 20 minutes straight every morning
3. Get run over by a car
4. Have someone punch me in the stomach every day
5. have a blinding migraine